fvckrealityx:

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

run that shit under hot water

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soul-assassins:

Like “A Tribe Called Quest” you say the whole thing
banana-clip-theory:

Big Krit

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

image

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